Let Your Wind Blow Free



Must explain my reason for grinning It's not what you might think Got a cramp down in my nether regions Maybe too many beans methinks It's easy for people to think I'm just happy Coz I am the majority of the time The look on my face can be very similar This time it emanates from behind Think I just need to let a big boomer go One that could shatter tall buildings I hesitate to let the damn thing fly For fear, it would loosen people's filling Guess I'll just have to suffer in silence Till I reach a McDonald's restroom If I make it, I hope they build 'em strong Down with my drawers then kaboom! The shattered remains can still be seen They decided to make the site a memorial Seventeen people have lost their eyesight Six swore off Big Macs overall Now I've divulged my reason for grinning It's not that I'm happy, you see The real reason is an internal combustion Not allowing my wind to blow free!

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Date: 5/16/2018 2:24:00 PM
I hope you dont smoke could be fatal.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/16/2018 2:30:00 PM
So far so good!!!!! Still cooking with gas, so to speak!!!
Date: 5/16/2018 7:36:00 AM
I grin when I fart on the dog.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/16/2018 1:12:00 PM
Know exactly you mean! Annie practically jumps out of her fur!!! XOX
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Maureen McGreavy
Date: 5/16/2018 8:07:00 AM
Smell rarely works, but a good butt bark sure get's a reaction.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/16/2018 7:39:00 AM
Bet your dog doesn't grin... more like a grimace!!! LOL XOX