Let Us Be More Entertaining

Jasper’s tale of woe, he tended to completely embellish,
Until these stories got worrisomely-gruesome, some even hellish.
Agnes, his wife and he were no longer invited to parties, yours or mine.
His wife was relieved, but Jasper, the story-embellisher started to whine.
Maybe we need to be a bit more entertaining, she suggested.
So they began several new hobbies, neither one of them contested.
They learned yoga, and karate, and Agnes learned to play the kazoo.
He learned roller blading and hopscotch, and brought home a digeridoo.
They realized suddenly, after learning all these things, and without a whit of sadness,
To want to be friends with the dull neighbors on their block was simply a silly madness.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Kiser Avatar
October 11, 2018 at 7:35 AM
Hey, I play the didge! I've got to tell you, really does stop snoring! No easy to master the breathing it takes to play the thing but, it's good medicine just like your poetry. Well done.
Kiser Avatar
October 11, 2018 at 1:48 PM
Actually, it's a lot of fun; I've also found that it opens a stopped up head and relieves a sinus headache.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 11, 2018 at 9:35 AM
I loved the word. I may create ten poems about it. I want to hear you play. Come to Kansas!
Mcferran Avatar
October 10, 2018 at 1:56 PM
LOVE IT!!!! ;D Perfectly penned!
Krutsinger Avatar
October 10, 2018 at 3:09 PM
This started out a totally different direction, so no one was as shocked as I when it suddenly traveled an entirely new branch of itself.
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