Leaving Time

Sung to the hymn of “The yellow rose of Texas” I was cursing down the road tired and all a lone just a passing through ole` Oklahome So I shut down and pulled in- to this old run down joint I went in through the back door and I got myself a beer I was sitting at the bar feeling mighty tired When I noticed this GOGO dancer looking right at me She came up to greet me, and said her name was Bee Well, my that GOGO dancer she sure looked good to me She looked to be bread in ole` Kentucky But just a crumb down here She’s knocked kneed double jointed with a cauliflowered ear. She smokes them white owl stogies and drinks them rum and sodies I see her habits are quite brutal in bed she’ll be Apple strudel Well now that GOGO dancer she looks good to me…. I think it’s best time for leaving Or in the morning I’ll be a grieving MY O MY THAT GOGO DANCER SURE DID LOOK GOOD TO ME!!!!!!!