LBGQTZ Whatever

If you feel the need to compete
In healthy athletic competition
And happen to be LBG*T+
There's always the Special Olympics
Or become a corn star

You'll always be welcomed there
With open arms, or legs
Either way, both ways or whatever
It's all about the good sportsmanship,
Healthy competition
And Fun

By the way,
Sometimes, I get a litter horny
When I've had too many beers,
I shart to veel a wittle *****
Hick up
And watch some midnight corn 
Or women's volleyball
It's true, I'm only human
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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