Lazy Toes

“I like my stomach where I can see it,”
I explain to my dinner guests, but
I’d like to see my toes, I will admit.

I’m the kind of guy who always commits
To lounging around and growing my gut –
I like my stomach where I can see it!

Maybe I should join a gym and get fit
I could run, and juice, and eat cashew nuts…
I’d like to see my toes – I will admit!

Though I really like when I get to sit
And munch all day on a dozen donuts
Because my stomach is where I can see it.

There are many things that keep me unfit
But someday, I’d like to stop; cause somewhat,
I’d like to see my toes, I will admit.

That might make you think I’m a hypocrite,
For eating junk and wanting shortcuts,
When my stomach is where I can see it…
Though I would like to see my toes, I admit.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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