Michael Coy Poet Lyric

Lament for Brigitte Bardot

CHORUS
We lost Brigitte Bardot
Oh no! Oh no!
Now she can talk to Judy Dench
(Of course she can’t: she’s French!)

VERSE 1
You stayed at home 
and learned to dance
when Germany invaded France.
You grew up with 
a curvy corps
and quickly learned
what it was for.

BRIDGE
Sartre famous for his jokes,
Piaf sang a song or two:
Picasso stunned us with his strokes,
and you we’d simply like to screw.

VERSE 2
When the Germans
had to leave,
that’s when God
created Eve!
Lovely parts,
lovely pout,
and not afraid
to get them out!

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Keith D Trestrail December 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM She was no dumb blonde that’s for sure. She was very beautiful and very French. A true icon. Michael Coy December 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM Yes, but celebrities can expect to have their leg pulled.

Andrea Dietrich December 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM Humorous one for Brigitte Bardot. I can't picture her in my mind right now but I imagine she looked like Monroe, which rhymes with Bardot! Michael Coy December 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM True in both cases - she looked like, and rhymed with, Norma Jean. Thank you, Andrea.