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Kettlers Sell

KETTLERS RESPONSE
KELP... WE WANT TO BRING IN TO THE INTERVIEW AREA
THE ONE AND ONLY: THE WORLD FAMOUS
" THE KETTLER" PIPPA GRATERY.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
( PAUSING TO LET THE CROWD RESPOND)

KELP... THEY LOVE YOU KETTLER
THEY KNOW THAT THE BIGSKY, IS OUT TO GET YOU
THEY KNOW THAT NEXT TIME YOU AND THE BIG SKY HOOKUP
IT'S TO NAME THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER
TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE.
THEY SAID IN TEXAS IT'S GONNA BE A ROADHOUSE RULES CONTENTION MATCH
A MATCH WERE YOU CAN WIN BY COUNT OUT
NO DISQUALIFICATION
AND IT'S BEST OUT OF THREE FALLS
AND THE CORNERMEN ARE TO BE STRAPPED TO THE CORNER POST
TO LIT CONTACT AND INTERFERENCE
THEY APPIONTED TWENTY SUPERSTARS
TO STAND IN THE WAY OF
OUTSIDE INTERFERANCE
AND THEY PUT
SPECAIL GUEST REFFEREE IN CHARGE
THE BIG SKY MADE NO MENTION OF THIS IN HIS INTERVEIW
WE THINK HE DOESN'T SEE YOU AS A CREDIBAL CONTENDER
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT?

kETTLER... IN HONOR OF ALL THAT PEOPLE LOOK TO FOR GUIDANCE
AND ALL THAT I SEE AS SOMETHING WORTH SAYING
I AM AT A LOST FOR WORDS..HUH: I AINT GOT NOTHING TO SAY.. ALL I WANT THE PEOPLE TO KNOW
IS THAT YOUR VALUE OF YOUR TICKETS HAVE DOUBLED
CAUSE THE SHOW IS ALL SOLD OUT
AND THE NAME ON THE MARQUE SAY'S KETTLER
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT.
THE BIG SKY WANTS TO US ME TO GUIDE HIS CAREER INTO STARDOM
HE WANTS ME TO TALK TO MY PEOPLE
AND TELL THEM HOW GREAT HE IS.
I USED A FULL NELSON AND BEAT THE BIG SKY IN TORONTO..
BEFORE ANOTHER SELL OUT CROWD.
I DID ONCE BEFORE
AND I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN.
EASY
ONE
TWO
THREE!
KELPS.. THAT KETTLER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..

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