Kettlers Sell

KETTLERS RESPONSE KELP... WE WANT TO BRING IN TO THE INTERVIEW AREA THE ONE AND ONLY: THE WORLD FAMOUS " THE KETTLER" PIPPA GRATERY.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. ( PAUSING TO LET THE CROWD RESPOND) KELP... THEY LOVE YOU KETTLER THEY KNOW THAT THE BIGSKY, IS OUT TO GET YOU THEY KNOW THAT NEXT TIME YOU AND THE BIG SKY HOOKUP IT'S TO NAME THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. THEY SAID IN TEXAS IT'S GONNA BE A ROADHOUSE RULES CONTENTION MATCH A MATCH WERE YOU CAN WIN BY COUNT OUT NO DISQUALIFICATION AND IT'S BEST OUT OF THREE FALLS AND THE CORNERMEN ARE TO BE STRAPPED TO THE CORNER POST TO LIT CONTACT AND INTERFERENCE THEY APPIONTED TWENTY SUPERSTARS TO STAND IN THE WAY OF OUTSIDE INTERFERANCE AND THEY PUT SPECAIL GUEST REFFEREE IN CHARGE THE BIG SKY MADE NO MENTION OF THIS IN HIS INTERVEIW WE THINK HE DOESN'T SEE YOU AS A CREDIBAL CONTENDER WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT? kETTLER... IN HONOR OF ALL THAT PEOPLE LOOK TO FOR GUIDANCE AND ALL THAT I SEE AS SOMETHING WORTH SAYING I AM AT A LOST FOR WORDS..HUH: I AINT GOT NOTHING TO SAY.. ALL I WANT THE PEOPLE TO KNOW IS THAT YOUR VALUE OF YOUR TICKETS HAVE DOUBLED CAUSE THE SHOW IS ALL SOLD OUT AND THE NAME ON THE MARQUE SAY'S KETTLER AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT. THE BIG SKY WANTS TO US ME TO GUIDE HIS CAREER INTO STARDOM HE WANTS ME TO TALK TO MY PEOPLE AND TELL THEM HOW GREAT HE IS. I USED A FULL NELSON AND BEAT THE BIG SKY IN TORONTO.. BEFORE ANOTHER SELL OUT CROWD. I DID ONCE BEFORE AND I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN. EASY ONE TWO THREE! KELPS.. THAT KETTLER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..