Just Say Bollocks

At least once everyday 
There is a word that we should say
Said in the morning or at night
Just scream it out - it’ll be alright.

Internet hackers just took all your money
Something like that is far from funny
A little bird just pooped on your shirt 
Your load of clean washing fell in the dirt.

Don’t get mad
Or start feeling sad
Just say “bollocks” everyday 
And watch all ills just drift away.  

*This advice is of a general nature and may not suit everyone’s circumstances.  Please consult professional help if necessary.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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April 26, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Haha….BOLLOCKS….thats my first! I will give it go and watch all my ills float away! Fun poem Paul….Debx
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April 27, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Thanks for the lovely comment, Deb. These days we need laughter more than ever. Cheers, Paul.
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