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Just Friends

We're just friends
I've told you time and again
You locked my dog inside a pen
We really had to make amends-
And now we're just friends

We're just pals
I've said it over and over
You buried all of my oil pascals
Really rude and moreover
You don't even seem to have morale-
So now we're just pals

We're just colleagues
How many times must I say it?
You're such a lying hypocrite
You tried to join all the jerk off leagues-
So now we're just colleagues

WE'RE JUST PAST ACQUAINTANCES
LAST TIME I SAY!
YOU TOOK ALL OF MY MONTHLY PAY
AND TRIED TO ENTER THE GOLDEN SLEIGH!
YOU NEVER WORK AND NEVER PRAY
AND YOU"RE ALWAYS COMMENTING ON HOW MUCH I WEIGH!
YOU HATE MY DELICIOUS NUTRITIOUS WHEY
AND TO YOU EVERYTHING ON EARTH IS GREY
SO TO OUR RELATIONSHIP
NAY I SAY!!!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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