Just For the Crack

condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
remember Ballet is best learned using proper steps and stages.
every tree is relieved when Spring comes
a shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.  
the dairy industry in the Middle-East depends on milk shakes.
every lumberjacks can keep accurate records because they understand logs.

look Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
if you want good feedback ask any road-roller driver - they are natural flatterers.
fields of bare brown earth can be a harrowing site
every marriage, she got a new name and a dress.  





sorry soup all stolen from Google , was going to be for Christy teas comp 

This world is full of enough negativity. Any style give me a positive outlook on life. Hint: I'm fond of a play on words.

spells create life down the side and lots of word play put I can't enter it lol  smile value only :-)
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Fleming Avatar
May 22, 2016 at 12:54 PM
It certainly raised a smile with me, Stephen. You are most obviously in possession of a rather creative mind. Nicely done - Some fascinating lines! My best regards. :) john P.s A seven for originality.
Pennell  Avatar
May 22, 2016 at 1:00 PM
cheers john some crackers in there, and thanks for stopping by stephen
Dietrich Avatar
May 13, 2016 at 8:43 PM
that Contest for Christy. Do you think it matters if the theme is actually Creating life??
Pennell  Avatar
May 14, 2016 at 1:15 AM
yeah started off as an entry for that comp lol was looking for inspiration said he liked word play and found them quotes would have been a waste not to use them , did not hit the brief so just posted for fun
Dietrich Avatar
May 13, 2016 at 8:42 PM
GOOGLE's? And I thought it came from YOUR brilliant mind. Well, I sure did like that one about the mall and wife or death. hahaha
Pennell  Avatar
May 14, 2016 at 1:18 AM
clever use of words, if it raised a smile my work was done lol
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