Julie

Julie

By our PM Julie 
who is mesmerising truly
Kick starts Jumbo Jets untruly
Do I tug the old forelock

A boat person with agenda 
Tried to bend me old bombs fender
Nice as a dollar lender
Till payments due to dock

Attack me did he Houli
Me not foolie foolie 
Just kicked him in the goolies
What a blinking shock

With venom he spat
And launched another attack
So I sidestepped 
hit him just below the ear

to the ground he went flop  
sleeping well now he’d stopped
so I drove away 
and had a bloody beer.

Don Johnson 20-may-11
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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May 23, 2011 at 3:48 PM
With venom he spat And launched another attack So I sidestepped hit him just below the ear ............THIS IS A WONDERFUL WRITE DON !
Sweetheart Avatar
May 20, 2011 at 10:25 PM
imagine this one is for the new contest so wishing u much success luv.. for these terrific words .. for a minute thought my competition was this Julie girl.. oh.. silly me.. DON..
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