JILL WILL

JILL WILL Jill was fat and could eat no lean Her husband Jack, was opposite In the sea, she could float And once capsized a boat So was told just slim down a bit She also had a kid named Jack And Jill was a cook and a mum But sometimes was worried When meals were hurried Fearing he’d choke on a plum Jill carried some extra weight And unlike Jack, she was slow She wasn’t that quick Often missing a trick He was much nimbler, you know One time, they went up the hill Together, but at a slow pace She stumbled and fell It really hurt like hell And got mud all over her face But at least Jill was also famous Both featured in nursery rhymes Slightly fatter than him But was pictured as slim As is the fashion in these times