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James Bee Dee

James Bee Dee dunked himself in vats of cologne, Hoping this would cover up his lack of bathing. Every Saturday night he spends by himself, alone. Primping, preening, for a lovely woman, he’s craving. Preparing for a date that might never ever be, He resolves to stick to his determined non-bathing plan There will be no water touching stubborn James Bee Dee. He winks at his reflection, saying “You’re the man!”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 6/19/2021 11:29:00 AM
unfortunately there are those men out there..yuk..
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/19/2021 11:53:00 AM
Hahaha
Date: 6/18/2021 7:37:00 PM
Oh my! Some young lady needs to whisper in his ear!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/19/2021 11:53:00 AM
Or some old lady.

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