I'Ve Got a Man Cold

I've got a man cold I'm not very well And when I see others I have to tell My nose is all runny It's so sad and not funny I can't go to work like this to others I tell I let everyone know I'm in my private hell When I tell all the ladies they only laugh hard It seems that they can take it better than the males in their yard I don't think I'm made for childbirth it would be no fun When I'm sick I'm told I complain a ton So think of me as I sit here with hot water bottle under my rug I think that to make it better I need a hug! © Paul Warren Poetry