It's ALL About ME!
Look at Me!, Look...At...ME!
I'm your "Golden Vision!"
Walking the "Red Carpet,"
Like "Stars" on Television!
I Love to tease the Guys,
The "Girls" too, I would say.
I just Flash my Big...Blue...Eyes
And, "ALL" come out to Play!
I have long, Golden Hair,
A Perfect little Smile.
My Teeth are Pearly White,
You can see 'em for a Mile!
Popping...Perfect...Perky...Breasts!
Sporting Long and Lanky Thighs!
My Buns are both in Sync,
Cuz, my "Tushy's" Synchronized!
I just Love my Smartphone,
There's no Rhyme or Reason!
One "QuikTrip" to "Walmart,"
"Yahoo!" It's Selfie-Season!
Sorry! God made "You"...Ugly,
I don't Pay for "His" Mistakes!
Some may say "I'm"...Plastic,
But, "Plastic's" what it Takes!
If "You" Play your Cards...Just Right,
Then, all This!, Is just for You!
Just bring that Credit Card...
Any Old Card will Do!
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