Is There Chicken Fried Steak In a West Texas Heaven
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Is There Chicken Fried Steak in a West Texas Heaven
David J Walker
Should I decide
To commit suicide
It will be death by
Chicken fried steak
And would it not be a mistake
To go to my grave
Via a fine china gravy boat
I could float off to my
Eternal reward
Aboard a mountain of
Mashed potatoes
Amidst the shiny halos
Of other obese Angels
Of a better Chicken fry batter nature
But really
Does it matter what I weight
When I get there
Will they put me in a
weight watchers purgatory
Before I can behold the glory of God
Odd
To think that all angels have
Perfect angels and
A proper BMI ratio
After eating all of that
Angel food cake
Still
For God so loved the World
That he gave us
Chicken fried steak
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