Iron Knight of Crystal Lake

Iron Knight of Crystal Lake was valiant and fair. He strode off in the direction of the witch’s lair I will not come back without the princess he vowed. Whistles and loud applause came out from the crowd. He is such an elf! The Ladies of waiting said with glee. The oldest said “I wish Iron Knight would come after me!” This was heard by his brother, his daddy and his mother. Sorry, they told her. He has been promised to another. Iron Knight was as good as his word that day. He came back after rescuing the princess right away. They strode into town riding the witch’s pet snail. They had confiscated her spell book and her morning mail. You are my hero! The princess told him. She gave him a kiss. This infuriated his betrothed, a jealous persnickety miss. He ended up with the oldest Lady in waiting after all. Married her in the King’s own throne room and had a ball.