Jenna Logan Poet Rhyme

Iq of a Crayon

Have you ever listened to those people who rant 
and think, OMG They have the IQ of a crayon!*
You know you should walk away but you can't,
from listening to the attention seeking sycophant,
when all you really want to do is call him a moron.



*The first 2 lines were on a tee shirt.
When I searched for a picture of a moron, most of those 
I found were of Trump. Not wanting to use that face, I
opted not to use another cartoon character. Sad, I know.
You may choose to envision another idiot.

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Tom Cunningham August 18, 2022 at 12:58 PM Lol I try and avoid those crayons like the plague. Tom Jenna Logan August 18, 2022 at 3:38 PM You're a wise man, Tom.

David Kavanagh August 18, 2022 at 11:35 AM Well if we’re not allowed to use the HUE of a crayon anymore Jenna, we may as well replace it with the IQ of a crayon, it’s a great expression, and certainly captures the totality of Trump, pity people just don’t walk away from him, cheers David Jenna Logan August 18, 2022 at 3:32 PM David, knock yourself out using 'hue' to the max! There's a Crayola place in Florida where you can make and name your own crayon. Next time I'm there I'll make one called HUE. That imbecilic idiot was not who this write was intended for, but he certainly fit the bill. Thanks, David

L Milton Hankins August 18, 2022 at 9:49 AM Still laughing out loud~~I had never heard of anyone having the IQ of a crayon, but it is a marvelous expression of the truth! However, sometimes (yes!) they can be a "she." I must have one of those tee shirts! A FAVE!~ This makes me want to rank the IQs of crayons in a poem, Jenna. What do you think? Jenna Logan August 18, 2022 at 3:28 PM True about the IQ of both genders. I think you should write that poem. What fun it would be to rank based on color as long as you're not attacked for being racist! Check out the tee shirts, available on Lillicloth and probably other places.

Mark Koplin August 18, 2022 at 5:40 AM Love it!! I can think of a few morons on the soup lol Jenna Logan August 18, 2022 at 6:11 AM No doubt, Mark. Thanks, and hope all is well with you.