Internet Is Exasperating Today

The internet is making me mad, taking my energy, causing me sad. I am so irritated and out of control, I could cry for sure. The internet has crashed today, and made me terribly mad. I am so angry, I feel grouchy, mean, and less than pure. The internet which I did not even know about a few years ago, is causing me distress, causing me to feel quite low. The internet has given me so many new friends, as you know. I have no idea what will happen if he becomes a foe. He has been my friend in so many ways, lifting me up. Bringing me friendships who make me happy while I troll and sup. The internet has crashed at my house today. Sound the alarm. In person I am doomed to be friendless, for I have no charm.