I'M Wrong...

I’ve been married for some twenty years And sometimes I make my wife cry. Now I have a mantra when I bring her to tears; “I’m wrong; I’m scum; I deserve to die.” It doesn’t matter if I am right or wrong; I don’t even need to know why. When it goes too far, I sing my song; “I’m wrong; I’m scum; I deserve to die.” It’s not that I don’t argue or plead my case; It’s not that I’m a wimpy guy, But when she starts to wear that hurt face; “I’m wrong; I’m scum; I deserve to die.” It’s my way of ending a useless fight, To achieve that, there’s nothing I won’t try. Never go to bed being angry at night; “I’m wrong; I’m scum; I deserve to die”. So, if you want some advice from a happily married man, The next time you make your lover cry Look her in the eye and say, while holding her hand, “I’m wrong; I’m scum; I deserve to die.”