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I'M Still Afraid

I took off work early and drove on home that day
The wife and kids were out and about I guess
I laid back on the sofa and found some music to play
I wanted a beer to finish the day, I had some Guinness

So I got to go to the fridge and turned the corner
What was at my window, watching me, those eyes
Big and gray, all hairy and tall? It was pure horror
I stared for a second or two, I almost died!

I was only able to walk backwards, not turn around
I made it to the sofa, sat down and stared straight ahead
My mind locked up, I couldn't move or hear a sound
That was a Bigfoot, nine foot tall I figured, am I dead?

Is he going to come in? I didn't know what to do, I waited
A half hour or so went by before I could move
So I looked around the corner and it had vacated
I wish I had owned a gun then, a big one too

I did go outside and found a lot of foot prints
The spring snow in Anchorage was 4 inches high
I tried to make castings, but that was the pits
Nothing came out, so I just went inside

When my wife came home, I gave her a hug
She asked if I was hungry, I said "no, not me"
I colored with my kids, there on the rug
I never even told her, too afraid you see
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Mehta Avatar
April 5, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Congrats on the win. I enjoyed the poem
Green Avatar
April 5, 2010 at 2:57 PM
Wow, that would have scared the crap out of me.
Devonshire Avatar
April 5, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Wow, Mitch, compelling encounter with Bigfoot and well deserving of the win in Danielle's contest! Congratulations. Love, Carolyn
Owens Avatar
March 19, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Wow..this must have been terrifying to you...Did anyone else report seeing anything like this at that same time? Good write!! Marty
White Avatar
March 19, 2010 at 12:11 PM
This was written for Danielle White's Time Warp Contest- read the rules. This really happened and it is not funny to me even 25 years later. I was very emotional as I wrote it down. However, I don't expect anyone to believe me either. I am glad you enjoyed it though. Thanks
Bathsheba Avatar
March 19, 2010 at 6:27 AM
Mitch this is totally fab story - I really ejoyed reading it - Ill have to check my garden later for footprints lol - Thanks for sharing -:)
Culverhouse Avatar
March 19, 2010 at 5:25 AM
too funny!! enjoyed
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March 19, 2010 at 2:56 AM
And, Mitch, you certainly don't want to scare the family...I wonder what big foot thought when he was looking at you...there in the kitchen with all of those modern conveniences...and he living off of the land. I enjoyed this write. A lot! Smiles, Dane Ann
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