I'M Pajammin'

It all started in kindergarten with cowboys on them Next came Smokey and the Bandit's Trans Am Collected a pair Doris Day once wore Took a pair from the garbage at the curb next door While most people are Jonesin' I am Sammin' When night time is my time I can secretly be pajammin' I have a pair from Frederick's of Hollywood on order A pair from Taco Bell with their slogan, Make a Run For the Border An organic pair made out of Poison Ivy, that I will never wear A pair from my Psychatrist asking is Anybody In There? From Janet Lee's suitcase in Psycho A pair with the Gecco from GEICO A pair I wear only during the NBA season so I can do some dunkin' and slammin' I am definitely a closet case when it comes to pajammin' I have a pair directly from the WWE A pair designed by David Hasselhoff, now that is scary A Richard Dawson pair from Family Feud A pair from Nancy Grace with her quote, "Some Other Dude" A silk pair from the weaves of China Speaking of weaves, I stole a pair from Aunt Jemima A pair from Captain D's, they smell like fish, I mean they are really clammin' Nobody would appreciate a good, solid, living on the edge type pajammin' Once again I appreciate the night when it arrives Sometimes I get so excited, it gives me the hives So where is America's understandin' I see no get togethers for us who are obsessed with pajammin'