I'M Normal, Get Over It

I’m normal, get over it! I don’t wear women’s clothes Pout my lips or paint my toes I don’t eat twenty cakes a week Or do a selfie and show my cheek I haven’t tatts all over my body And crying all day’s not my hobby I don’t have a fashionable label I don’t believe all I watch on cable I wasn’t bullied at secondary school I don’t wear sandals and a cagoule I never show my feminine side My hard drive has nothing to hide I haven’t got a flag as far as I know I don’t like people who call me bro I’ve never kissed a man or petted a pet I’ve done nothing I really regret I haven’t a beard, I like a shave I’m perfectly normal, my name's Dave David Cox 01/09/22