Dave Cox Poet Rhyme

I'M Normal, Get Over It

I’m normal, get over it!

I don’t wear women’s clothes
Pout my lips or paint my toes
I don’t eat twenty cakes a week
Or do a selfie and show my cheek
I haven’t tatts all over my body
And crying all day’s not my hobby
I don’t have a fashionable label
I don’t believe all I watch on cable
I wasn’t bullied at secondary school
I don’t wear sandals and a cagoule
I never show my feminine side
My hard drive has nothing to hide
I haven’t got a flag as far as I know
I don’t like people who call me bro
I’ve never kissed a man or petted a pet
I’ve done nothing I really regret
I haven’t a beard, I like a shave
I’m perfectly normal, my name's Dave

David Cox 01/09/22

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John Lawless September 2, 2022 at 7:14 AM Nice to meet you Dave. I want the title of this poem on my next T-shirt Dave Cox September 2, 2022 at 9:51 AM John, you won't believe the stick I've taken for this poem. People have called me all sorts, just because I am not a complete weirdo...The T shirt idea is brilliant, I'll think about this. Thanks so much for your comment.

Vickey Rhymer September 1, 2022 at 2:42 PM Hi Dave. Dave Cox September 1, 2022 at 3:12 PM Hi Vickey