I'M Eating Crow

(This is a fictional poem) Because of my suspicious nature, things got pretty grim. You were home alone with my buddy and I beat the hell out of him. When I saw you two in my house, I thought you were cheating. I didn't wait for an explanation, I just gave him a good beating. The two of you were planning a surprise party for my birthday. I took my marriage and my friendship and I threw them both away. Now I'm crying in my beer and I'm eating crow. When I asked if you two could ever forgive me, you both said no.