Illegally Entering Russia

Never join – Please! – in taking Russia For the less alert nations in Asia Or choosing her own furry coat For disguisedly sneaking into her boat. Some Ivanovitch will be coming for you, First amusedly radioing his crew About “The Freshest Stowaway To make a Human Yesterday”. Russia doesn’t fail to get him Simply swayed by a whim Lengthily teaching him ‘How to Borrow’ For a desired voyage, tomorrow … Your keenest prayer: To not end up a meal For the Hungriest Planted Shark: What shall off your mother’s skin peel And make your wife like a dog bark: Russia’s last Nobel Peace Winner Leave confused and thinner? And her KGB, A Scarier TB!