If You Don'T Support Free Speech

If you don’t support free speech There’s something wrong with you. If you don’t support free speech You’re evil through and through. If you don’t support free speech Then you can go get screwed. If you don’t support free speech There’s something wrong with you. Johnny wore a black mask And carried a long stick. Say something he didn’t like, He’d swing at you right quick. Hitting folks at protests Was his favorite trick, But then Johnny got arrested, And deservedly so, the prick! Zander was invested In social media concerns. But some folks posted things That made his mind burn. So then claiming virtue He decided to censor. Now the internet hates him, How quickly things do turn. Lola the English professor Decided that she knew ‘hate.’ She’d write up any student Who dared try to debate. She called such people bigots, And loudly would berate, Until a constitutional lawyer Slapped the 1st into her face. If you don’t support free speech There’s something wrong with you. If you don’t support free speech You’re evil through and through. If you don’t support free speech Then you can go get screwed. If you don’t support free speech There’s something massively wrong with you.