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If Only They'D Listen

As her car crossed paths with the oncoming driver, out her window she shouted "PIG!" The oncoming driver screamed back "WITCH!" to the woman is what the oncoming driver did. When he came around the curve he immediately swerved into a huge pig and was killed in an instant. The moral of the story simply is this: Men, if only they'd listen.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 8/5/2010 5:27:00 PM
LOL Very witty, SillyBilly! So sorry I missed out meeting you, but I'll be moving to Jersey so we'll have another oppportunity. Love, Carolyn
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