If Only

If only I had only known a cure To counteract her deadly lure But knowing not I had no chance So here I am without my pants But I’ll not give the details here Just let me make this one thing clear She slipped something into my beer Said “why don’t we get out of here” I was now within a trance Thinking only of romance There are many things I can endure But not a young and sexy lure At first she seemed so young and pure I did not think it was a lure But just a happy happenstance That led to this small dalliance She whispered sweet things in my ear The smell of lilac now so near Acting suave and cavalier I didn’t see a thing to fear Feeling lucky; thought perchance I’d get a horizontal dance But once outside I knew for sure She was in fact a costly lure For once out there she did advance To introduce her boyfriend Lance Who stood there grinning ear to ear And whose objective was quite clear So I became victim Du Jour Of her enterprising lure 3/11/12