If Life Did Not Have Glitches

If life did not have glitches, Then of what would we complain? There’d be endless founts of riches And no one would be in pain. All our nervous tics and twitches, Since they all would be in vain, Would just vanish, as would itches And from kvetching we’d refrain. Though this fantasy bewitches, In our lives it’s very plain, We must cope with all the pitches Hurled, which no one can explain.