If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant... I would not be holding my head very high. After this past November's debacle I don't even know if I could try. Some would venture to call me a Jackass... In truth, that is not so. I could not be one of those who are followers of where she wants this country to go. I certainly could not be the Hulk... And live in a world of green. Although they did have some good ideas Their strengths are yet to be seen. If you ventured to label me Libertarian... I would take offense indeed. I am sure that they have true intentions but of them I have no need. You would be wrong to call me a Progressive... Although sometimes I wish I could be. Progressives want us to look forward but there is so much that they don't see. Now, all of these parties have to follow me... Many of them have already raised a shout. They'll still have to follow my lead as the election has POOPED them out. I am, however, left unsatisfied... because there are no statesmen left to whom I can vent. I am wondering what Honest Abe would think of the GOP Would he want to be an elephant... 12/10/16