If becoming rich is your thing

If becoming rich is your thing, Without having to talk to a sibling, And you don't know how to set up a sting, Or for your supper to sing, And are fresh out of ideas, Since with the bank you are in arrears, I can allay all your fears, Before you shed too many tears, And tell you how to get rich quick if you care to open your ears, To hear, what smart people have known for years, That if you want to get rich without spending years picking pears, Or fighting off bears, And have little respect for your pears, Then stealing their ideas, Will keep you in funds for years, If you fail to produce any real tears.