Caren Krutsinger Poet Rhyme

I Would Have But

My body took a dive last night.
It started when we watched a fight.
My head popped off and rolled under the couch.
My left foot dissolved with a great big OUCH!
My arm slid off, and landed in the beautiful sink.
My eyes turned around in  sockets, so I could not blink.
So that’s why my science and bio homework are not done, Mrs. Louisa May Cat.
We were too busy sticking me back together to worry about that.

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Line Gauthier April 23, 2018 at 5:06 PM Full points for that excuse. Well done, Caren. Caren Krutsinger April 23, 2018 at 5:15 PM Thank you, Line. I do believe I remember using it, but the 3rd grade teacher had NO sense of humor; her mouth proved that.