I Will Judge Hat Day

My craziest hat must have a parrot of red And a parakeet which I plan to name Fred They must be immobile, maybe even dead. And it must have a monarch on back of my head. There must be orchids, roses, dragon lilies too. Constructed of pinks, purples, greens and blue. It must be something fun I can match with my shoe. The one on my right foot that is jazzy; I call her Sue. As mayor of this little berg I will have an official hat day. Everyone will wear a competing hat, and the children will all play. The men make themselves scarce, for the women will all want a say. I will make myself the guest judge, on every single Crazy Hat Day.