I Think I'll Go Start a War

No golf today 
But I want to play 
I think I’ll go start a war.

The weather’s too bad
Ooh it’s making me mad
I think I’ll go start a war.

Big war plans
Compensate for tiny hands 
I think I’ll go start a war.

Best to attack now “Roger, Roger”
Says the old draft-dodger
I think I’ll go start a war.

He wants a peace prize 
With every burger and fries 
I fear he’ll go start a war.

But the commander in chief 
Acts more like a thief 
I think he just started a war.
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