I Should Thank Her

I Should Thank Her So often thought that I should thank her For being such a glorious and big banker And miracles she does with all our bills So truly amazing how she gets her thrills. In kitchen with cupboard is quite a chef While always trying to worry me to death As to what on the menu may be next With her phone me she tried to text. Each message was madly revealing When I read it head hit the ceiling Of seasoning she completely ran out Meal was in question with much doubt. Was then that I knew right off the bat Her biscuits then doornail were all flat Ate whole meal as if Tommy Tucker Then my two lips started to pucker. Was me who had to pick and choose More then likely will probably loose Wife meal destroyed and did slaughter Cook next one will allow our daughter. James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran and Poet