I Met This Little Shiela

4.22am 27-1-04 I met this little shiela She rode up on her bike A Yamaha 350 from Sydney she did hike So the two of us got talking And we went down for a beer And while there we were walking She told me she had fear I said it didn’t matter I didn’t mind a bit For I fancied her the latter Thinking maybe her I’d get She invited me to move in To join her in her flat To sleep in the same bed naked Well what do you think of that? We talked awhile of her one true love Joe, a little girl so dear Joe’s family had given her the shove Because she acted strange So off to sleep it’s then we drift Hot body by my side Bout 2am my hand did grip Bout this I have no pride So then she says just do it And it wasn't very hard So I cuddled and snuggled a bit but the bed did move a yard The explosion was riveting she threw me out of bed The angle of the exiting Get out it’s now she said? So back to Sydney she did ride Left me broken in her wake It sort of tore me up inside Any difference did I make??? … Don Johnson