Cherie Durbin Poet Rhyme

I Love Myself

I love myself
And you should love me, too,
For I am a beauty queen
On the planet Ru.

My bazooms are real-
A fun size Double D:
My olive highlights natural-
There's nothing fake about me.

My eighteen eyes are blue-
My tentacles, long and lean.
My skin is perfectly tanned
A shade you Earthlings call grass green.

My mother says I'm lovelier 
Than a twinklin' star
And that, when it comes to beauty,
I have set the Ruan bar!

by Cherie Durbin

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Andrea Dietrich April 23, 2011 at 4:17 PM ok, you cheated. You did fiction and made yourself more beautiful than the rest of us human forms. hahaha. Very creative, dear. But I want to know YOU.

James Foulk April 22, 2011 at 12:16 PM wow, i once dated a girl like that. only joking, this was a very funny piece, enjoyed reading it.

Poet Destroyer A April 22, 2011 at 10:59 AM Yes the best state of mind... Is.to love what you see about yourself.... take care...p.d.

Carolyn Devonshire April 21, 2011 at 8:45 AM Size D? Oh my! This was so much fun, Cherie. I have a rather disturbing image of this 18-eyed creature in my head now. I bet you truly are lovelier "than a twinklin' star." Enjoyed this poem!! Love from a sci-fi fan, Carolyn