Caren Krutsinger Poet Rhyme

I Kidnapped the Wrong Faerie

I kidnapped a faerie the other day, 
she looked lively and happy, and I wanted to play.
We took the neighbor's mail out of the box,
We tore it up, and we ate some lox.

At first I had her on a tiny leash, 
so she would be attached to me. Capeesh?
I was terrified I would be caught and jailed.
For capturing the faerie, and tearing up what was mailed.

My faerie got loose, and she told, and I lied.
The faerie detectives came straight in, eyes opened wide.
For I had captured six other faeries, who had not been released,
So they put me in handcuffs, sent up river. Capeesh?

I kidnapped the wrong faerie the other day.
I guess I will forever now have to pay.

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M. L. Kiser December 2, 2018 at 8:36 PM Oh you should've asked me; never mess with fairies; you could've ended up in fairyland, permanently enslaved to them. Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2018 at 9:55 PM I am already there, only my faeries are a dog and a cat.