I Kidnapped the Wrong Faerie

I kidnapped a faerie the other day, she looked lively and happy, and I wanted to play. We took the neighbor's mail out of the box, We tore it up, and we ate some lox. At first I had her on a tiny leash, so she would be attached to me. Capeesh? I was terrified I would be caught and jailed. For capturing the faerie, and tearing up what was mailed. My faerie got loose, and she told, and I lied. The faerie detectives came straight in, eyes opened wide. For I had captured six other faeries, who had not been released, So they put me in handcuffs, sent up river. Capeesh? I kidnapped the wrong faerie the other day. I guess I will forever now have to pay.