I Hid From the Inebriated Pig and Clown

I saw the pig and the clown coming my way with their drink. They were well into their cups. I had this quick ugly think. I jumped into a bush and tried to become invisible to them. They were crazed with alcohol, two silly old men. Slap happy and nutty, they were sloshing their words. I rolled my eyes at their inebriation; both were quite absurd. Where is that giant fork and that delightful silver spoon? I ignored their laughter, as they howled at the moon.