I Have

I have. I have an Olympic size swimming pool; well actually its just a bath. I have a snooker table; well no not really its two balls in a sack. I have an expensive bracelet; alright I don't its an elastic band with some glitter glued on that's just snapped. I've got a Ferrari car; you know I don't actually I have a Peugeot and its colour is somewhere in between bright orange and a burnt sort of cr*p. I have a bird sanctuary; no I don't I have a garden and some trees in the back. I live in a mansion; a semi detached house with three bedrooms and a bathroom that you couldn't literally swing a rat. I have a Gibson guitar; well an acoustic guitar that I got free from a charity shop with 5 strings and no god damn strap. I have millions of friends; I have a girlfriend and the voices in my head and a one eyed sixteen year old black farting cat. I have a message; well its not really a message but just to say that all that I've got I appreciate and you might want to think about that.