I Hate You Mum

I hate you mum You are so mean Why do I need to keep so clean? I don’t need to wash Can’t you see I don’t have time I’m on the Wii I hate you mum Not sausages for tea Mashed potato and baked beans I want cake I want chocolate Jelly and cream You really are horrid So old and so mean I hate you mum Why did you forget To take my old jeans To the launderette? I was busy at school You were only at work Why didn’t you do it You know how to hurt I hate you mum I’m not going to bed You really are starting To do in my head Always telling me what to do Homework and housework They’re jobs for you. I’m sorry mum I’ve cut my knee Please can we have Sausages for tea? Can I show you my book? Will you teach me to cook? Can I have a hug? I love you mum