I Hate Everyone Except You

I despise her. She is loud. He is my nemesis. I could tell you stories…. They are the worst neighbors of all. If their car was any closer to my fence I would shoot holes in it. If I had a gun. I cannot stand the new guy with the pick-up truck. He is your typical Chevy driver. They always pull out in front of you. I would never date one of them. Just a second. The neighbors are…. ”HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?” I have to tell you, these neighbors are stuck up. Won’t answer a simple question. I hate all of the neighbors except for you. I like you. That’s why I never turn you into the cops when you are speeding. I don’t like it, but I have not called them yet. Damn! A solicitor is banging on my door. If I had a gun….