I Dream of Sleep

I dream of sleep,
Though when it turns dark,
I try shutting my lids,
But they’re stuck in park.

I seek out the fridge,
Pour milk in a pot.
Then scream out in pain,
Because it’s too hot.

I plop in a funk,
And dream about dreaming,
Which is hard to do
So soon after screaming.

There must be a way
To keep my eyes closed,
For good, through the night,
And not just a doze.

Oh yes, that is it!
I startle myself.
There’s a magical pill
Way back on the shelf.

My feet take their steps,
By two at a time.
An hours flown by,
I don’t have much time.

I yank the door open,
Stand on my toe tips.
Behind the eye-drops,
Under the Q-tips.

Lies a dusty bottle 
For those who are tired.
But the date on the label,
Has long since expired.

I turn to the mirror,
My god what a hag.
There’s two bloodshot eyes
Half asleep in their bags.

Speaking of two,
A time so absurd.
My slipper just missed
The prompt cuckoo bird.

Oh sleep my old friend,
I start to pine.
Was that just a yawn,
Now THAT’S a good sign.

With an about-face,
I hurry ahead,
But tripped on my toe
Just short of the bed.

Oh lord why are you
Chastising me?
After righting myself
I saw it was three.

I lay on the mattress,
And there commenced,
To counting sheep,
But they stormed the fence.

There’s no need to panic
Just stay in position.
My muscles relax,
And start their twitching.

Yes finally
I start to snore,
But wake myself up
The clock displays four.

Could this be a dream,
Though I’m still awake?
I’m dreaming of sleep,
But sleep I don’t make.

Maybe I’m sleeping,
It’s a bona fide dream.
Oh what a relief
If you know what I mean.

So tranquil and peaceful,
Good to be alive.
I didn’t once quiver
When the clock struck 5.

My alarm goes to work,
And so does the rooster,
But noticed my feet 
Sported only one slipper.

My god, this can’t 
Be happening to me.
So I cried and cried
Myself to sleeeeeee…

Entered in Richard's Beginnings Matter contest.  I recall being afraid to post this, similar to merging onto a highway for the first time during driver's ed class...but for both, couldn't have been any happier that I took that step.
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Beaufort Avatar
January 7, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Quite a tough night sir. I have had some bad nights, but never looked at this with this kind of humor. Quite charming!!
Walter Skyy Avatar
August 25, 2015 at 7:09 PM
Very nice writing. I am glad you did decide to post this and so many more. You a great poet and I enjoy your work!!! Skyy
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March 8, 2015 at 12:42 PM
Hi David, Congratulations, on your fine win. <3 LINDA <3
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March 5, 2015 at 10:18 PM
David, CONGRATULATIONS, on your Beginnings Matter Win ~SKAT~ ..
Allison Avatar
March 4, 2015 at 2:47 PM
I can relate to this write so much David and also your feelings when first posting - congrats on your win:-) Hugs jan xx
Jones Avatar
January 9, 2015 at 3:48 PM
Sleep eludes me too at times. LOL Great write David. Well done. :O) Keep up with the great work. Keep on penning. Thank you so very much for sharing your wonderful and creative talents with us. We truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia
Cook Avatar
January 20, 2014 at 5:17 PM
Made. Me smile thanks. Colin
Harper Avatar
October 20, 2013 at 7:15 PM
You captured the essence of insomnia in this wonderful poem, David, nicely penned.
Bacha Avatar
April 7, 2013 at 10:43 AM
Your sleeping problem , is a huge one, i loved the way you wrote that poem, it felt so true. Terry xo
Bacha Avatar
April 7, 2013 at 10:43 AM
Your sleeping problem , is a huge one, i loved the way you wrote that poem, it felt so true. Terry xo
Mceleny Avatar
March 24, 2013 at 9:36 PM
sounds all too familiar...many a night I have begged to get some sleep
Hicks Avatar
March 20, 2013 at 10:12 PM
You basically described all what happened to me last night! I couldn't get to sleep 'till about 4:30... and even then I woke back up in four hours! I like your sense of humor friend... it's very relate-able for me right now. And thank you kindly for checking out some of my poems today :)
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February 13, 2013 at 1:46 PM
enjoyed reading your poem, interesting, if only we could turn off the brain to sleep, have a good evening, peace debra
A  Avatar
January 20, 2013 at 5:26 PM
Nice featured poem~SKAT
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January 20, 2013 at 9:22 AM
David, :-) Congratulations with your featured poem of the week. Take care and have yourself a lovely Sunday.... always & forever *LINDA
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January 14, 2013 at 9:35 PM
Insomnia lives here most days. ughhh !! I'm laughing here while reading, when I should be sleeping !! But the sandman is on vacation so I guess I'll be awake for a while longer. Enjoyed your poems very much !!
Kearley Avatar
January 14, 2013 at 7:53 PM
Ha,hahahaha...Oh I know how it feels.Excelent wirte!
Thorn Avatar
January 8, 2013 at 5:27 PM
I can sympathise with this poem as I have trouble going off to sleep, staying asleep (I'm a light sleeper) and it drives me crazy. I usually just grab my diary & pen and begin to write, a good antidote to insomnia.
Fraser Avatar
January 1, 2013 at 9:53 AM
Been there several times myself David, welcome to the soup my friend, blessings Carl
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December 27, 2012 at 8:22 PM
david, when I got to the part about old hag, I had to look again to see you were a David. Don't be calling yourself a hag, that is an old woman. hahaha. this is full of good humor and I enjoyed it. I too suffer from insomnia from time to time. Last year I had it really bad and was sleeping only 4 hours a night. Now I am using pills sometimes!! Just don't let them expire.
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December 27, 2012 at 6:53 AM
Very funny... although not so funny if you're experiencing it... Terry
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December 25, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Great sense of humor! can't wait to read more.... welcome...
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December 21, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Hi David, and welcome to the site look forward to reading some more of your work xx
Brown Avatar
December 20, 2012 at 10:36 AM
A very warm welcome to PoetrySoup I offer you today David. I wish for you the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be. Hoping you find even more inspiration by reading some of the poetry written here by other poets. Thank you for sharing your writing with us and have a wonderful weekend. Love, Carol
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