I Believe In Aliens

A man comes up to me and says: I believe in God Nice for you! :I say to him, but I feel the urge to jog What do you believe in he questioned, so I guess I thought and then I mentioned: Well, I believe in aliens you know those creatures in U.F.O's I believe in the loch ness monsters, and fairies with sparkly toes. I believe in big foot and I think the yeti is his cousin, I believe in the chupacabra and the moth man stories are a dozen! He just stared at me then laughed and said: Those things don't even exist! Why I asked, there's many sightings and those poor witnesses insist... There's not enough or no proof he says Well I guess you just answered God is also not real. He gave me look and seethe through his face the words he was trying to feel. I told him calm down, no need for a sound, I believe in the big guy myself. But your so hypocritical, and your eyes are so minimal that my words just came out with no help. You believe in God and I believe in aliens and I believe in God too. But next time be kind, to other's way of mind, cause as you know seeings not believing and evidence doesn't always go through And with that I took a bow, of this gentlemen's heavy brow and went on with a happy tune.