I Am the Stig

I race around this track To make the fastest lap In powered muscle cars You bet, I’m driving that Wearing a fibre glassed rig And a white cat suit You can call me the stig The fastest thing on route You’ve never seen my face It’s covered that's a shame I’m always in disguise My black tinted visor hides The thrill upon my face My big blue sparkling eyes Full of this excitement The element of surprize Its super cars and silly stuff Fast and furious driving tuff I’m the stig and I’m in my mig And I’ll snap your time like a twig I think you’ve seen my show The stars that come and go Competing with each other Round the track they must flow To set a perfect time Beat their rivals cross the line To test their driving skills and Do their best behind the wheels Burning rubber at the start Oh' my heart pounding fast This adrenalin rushing through I’m the stig, I’m super cool Wheels spinning from the line Tyres’ smoking, it’s a crime Drifting around these corners Sliding like skies on waters Its super cars and silly stuff Adventurous fun, sometimes tough I love a challenge, don’t call my bluff Cuz’ I’m the stig and I do my stuff I've made a name for myself Topgear, Topman In Warsaw Poland do I stand And yes I'm very well renown Thirty foot high from the ground I'm dressed up all in white With my crash helmet on I'm just out of sight ©Copyright KC.Leake 25th November 2014 All Rights Reserved