I Am Me
I am who I am and who I am is a pickle
Pickle rhymes with nickle and nickle rhymes with rhymes with pimples and pizza
Me gusta el pizarron
That is board in ESPANOL
I like to fart on my friends
I have no shame
That's why they gave me my nickname
El Farticus
I'm named after the ancient greek philosopher Socrates who farted on his enemies
I live in a cave with other pickles such as myself
The nicest pickles are the young ones who are still cucumbers
Me gusta young girls
I am old
Goodbye
Copyright © Gladys Hashbrown | Year Posted 2013
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