I Am Deacon Blues

Please allow me to
Introduce myself to you
I'm more than human

I am Deacon Blues
I seem to have lost my muse
Is it all a ruse?

I'm also Robot
Mr. Roboto I am
All made in Japan

I've blown my fuses
Wires all burnt and twisted
All circuits are down

Joints need oiling
And my main frame is boiling
My coils recoiling

My hat's a bit loose
Can't fit into my blue shoes
Or my old black suite

Songs of Dr. Seuss
My life is very obtuse
Ah, what's the use!

I was Mr. Sam
I forgot now who I am
Singing songs of spam

Take it on the lamb
Still butting heads with the ram
My whole world's gone blam!

It's looney toon land
My old ship has hit the sand
Playing with the band

I am now insane
Don't know where to find my brain
Oh, the pain, the pain!

My mind's gone lazy
Everything has gone hazy
This poem's crazy

I remember now
I am and and ancient mandroid
Made in Sirius

It's no fun being
An old ancient alien
Let me be your friend

I am Deacon Blues
And this is my own haiku
My hat's off to you
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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