I Am Deacon Blues

Please allow me to Introduce myself to you I'm more than human I am Deacon Blues I seem to have lost my muse Is it all a ruse? I'm also Robot Mr. Roboto I am All made in Japan I've blown my fuses Wires all burnt and twisted All circuits are down Joints need oiling And my main frame is boiling My coils recoiling My hat's a bit loose Can't fit into my blue shoes Or my old black suite Songs of Dr. Seuss My life is very obtuse Ah, what's the use! I was Mr. Sam I forgot now who I am Singing songs of spam Take it on the lamb Still butting heads with the ram My whole world's gone blam! It's looney toon land My old ship has hit the sand Playing with the band I am now insane Don't know where to find my brain Oh, the pain, the pain! My mind's gone lazy Everything has gone hazy This poem's crazy I remember now I am and and ancient mandroid Made in Sirius It's no fun being An old ancient alien Let me be your friend I am Deacon Blues And this is my own haiku My hat's off to you