how to walk with sissors

you asked me how to walk with scissors I said my dear, that's so bizarre that's like asking how to get to Georgia without using planes or cars, a better man than myself would've told you darling if you wanted to learn how to walk with scissors you're better off crawling you hold them by the blade my love just like you did to me you tell me that you love me babe but I cant stand to watch you leave I'll watch you walk out that house I cant tell fact from myth I begged you just to stay a while then you walked out, with the scissors you stabbed me with now I told you how to walk with scissors, how could you do that to me? now I know to hold on tight because the scissors belong to me