How To Tell Daddy

How to tell a sixty-year-old he is going to be a new dad? His seventh wife was a bit younger, only twenty-two actually. He had a grandchild who was twenty. The twenty-year-old and she got along great. “Buy this onesie, and show it to him,” he suggested. The onesie was a “Hi Dad” announcement. It was a hit with everybody. Except the eighty-year old grandmother Upset that they made the announcement at her big birthday party. No longer the center of attention, she pouted the rest of the night.