How To Tell Daddy
How to tell a sixty-year-old he is going to be a new dad?
His seventh wife was a bit younger, only twenty-two actually.
He had a grandchild who was twenty.
The twenty-year-old and she got along great.
“Buy this onesie, and show it to him,” he suggested.
The onesie was a “Hi Dad” announcement.
It was a hit with everybody.
Except the eighty-year old grandmother
Upset that they made the announcement at her big birthday party.
No longer the center of attention, she pouted the rest of the night.
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