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How To Meet Gorgeous Women

How does a man meet a gorgeous woman So it doesn't seem you're out on the make If she smiles, that gets the the old ball rolling Take it slow with each step you take Start with talking about the fun you're having Then ask her if she's having fun too Imagine your arms wrapped around this beauty And kissing this sweet babaloo Duck if she tries to hit you with a chair And screams bloody murder out loud Probably misread this sweet lassie's signals Best to just disappear in the crowd Problem arises if she follows you home Yelling some very naughty words Pretend you don't know this very strange lady As her blows make your vision blurred No one promised success the first try Eventually you ARE gonna hit pay dirt You'll wonder forever why it took so long As she coyly takes off her skirt!!!

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Date: 8/16/2023 7:05:00 PM
Oh, Jack! If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry, again!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/17/2023 4:22:00 AM
Chuckle... I was a ladies man in my younger years... no, really I was!!!
Date: 8/16/2023 5:42:00 AM
SKIRT??? SKIRT??.....IF SHE'S WEARING A GIRDLE.....RUN, JACK, RUN
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John Lawless
Date: 8/16/2023 4:17:00 PM
the older lassies with the larger assies
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/16/2023 5:47:00 AM
Methinks girdles are for older lassies am I right!!! Cheers!
Date: 8/16/2023 5:32:00 AM
hahaha you haven't lost your 'touch' dear brother Jack, thanks for the smiles:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/16/2023 5:38:00 AM
Happy to see you smiling across the sea! Keep that happy stuff going... it's good for your health! Love from Canada XOX

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